Sagitario

In Response to Klovski

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:18:04 GMT

Night of the Bum (part 2)

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Night of the Bum

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Thu, 02 Feb 2006 15:03:25 GMT

After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room

After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.

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Sat, 25 Jun 2005 17:19:01 GMT

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Sat, 25 Jun 2005 16:59:01 GMT

I Wish it Was Drew and Mike

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:31:34 GMT

Yo. Wolfbait was played on Motor City Riffs last night on 101.1 WRIF. People called in. Some people hated, some people loved it. I wish I heard it, so I could hear what the people hated about it. It was probably the same people who like Godsmack and Korn.

one step closer

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 03:48:09 GMT

Dude,
Wolfbait played the I-Rock last weekend. They were total dicks, but the show was a success. There was a sweet party with The Sirens afterward. And now, The Emerald Theater (where Kid Rock shot his VH1 X-mas special) has asked us for a press kit. Who knew Wolfbait would go over like this? damn!

Ps. I left my goddamn arrows at the Magic Stick!

Sat, 08 May 2004 22:08:32 GMT

Come back, Roky Erikson, all is forgiven...

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 21:26:25 GMT

Please, for the love of God, go to wolfbait.org right now. You won't regret it!

Dire Straits, Dude

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:54:53 GMT

Holy Shit
Fifteen hours of Wolfbait recording sessions, and all we have is drum tracks and half of Bob's guitar parts. JP didn't even show up to do basic tracks! He is such a fucking high-on! He could nail his bass parts in an hour, if he would just fucking SHOW UP.
The dude who is recording it is this Canadian King-Nerd metalhead. He's one of those nerds that has no social skills, insists upon trying to impress you with his nerd-telligence, and wears skids. He makes insult jokes that aren't funny, but can't take a joke when it's directed at him. He gets all flustered and tries to prove his superiority. He fucking spent 10 minutes having a shredding contest with Malarsh!!! What the fuck!!!??
But the music sounds fantastic, I have to give him that. He is just intolerable to be around. I think he freaked Bob out, so much so that he didn't go finish his parts last night. And I don't even want to see JP, as I would like to box his fucking ears. I want to get this finished so we can finally break up. All this shit just goes to show why we were never a real band in the first place.
Damn

Fear And Trembling

Thu, 18 Sep 2003 16:36:38 GMT

Hello Vietnam!!!
I'm sure the only person who is even slightly interested in reading this is Furby, and he doesn't even have internet access any more. But what the hell?
Tequilla gives me gas. I'm here at school and my stomach is making loud rumbling noises, and it sounds like i'm farting. But I'm not. Try telling that to the girl next to me.
I wish to purchase a mariachi suit. Nothing fancy, just something to get the job done. I quit Stabucks and now I work downtown. I would really enjoy, if I wasn't so Goddamn busy. I wish I had this job during the summer.
I'm taking a bunch of fucked up classes, about shit like Existentialism and Old English. It's gonna turn me into a total weirdo. I did write a song in spanish, however (Yo el pindejo, verdad?).

For Those About To Read ( I Salute You)

Fri, 17 Jan 2003 21:49:10 GMT

My new favorite AC/DC song in "Night Prowler". Yesterday it was "...For Those About To Rock" That song is fucking great!I want a canon fired at my funeral whilst that song plays at dusk.

Right now, my borther Jon is watching National Lampoons European Vacation and laughing HYSTERICALLY.

ARLO told me that The Electric Six had a new video that was a hit in Europe. So I checked it out and it's fucking amazing!! It's one of the catchiest songs I've ever heard ! And the video is up there with"Thriller"! It's called DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!! I had no idea they were so sweet.

I will probably drink La Fin Du Monde tonight.

Happy, Furby?

Sun, 15 Dec 2002 21:54:39 GMT

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You must be pretty peeved right now then, eh?

What pisses you off?

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Well, At Least I Didn't Get Snowballed...

Thu, 21 Nov 2002 18:54:18 GMT

Listen : Me and Bob went down yonder to Pylmouth Rock, in fruity downtown Plymouth. I know someone who works there and she said ICP was gonna be down there today signing shit, so I thought this would be an opportune time to drop off some Motherscratcher cd's ( no, I am NOT a Juggalo, I just like a spectacle is all ). Well, we went, but no funny clowns were to be seen. But I did get hooked up. I got Nuggets on vinyl fer $10.00!!! I also got Richard Pryor's That Nigger's Crazy! Both, classics. I would like to take this opportunity to thank Bob for coming with, and to apologize that we didn't see any Juggalo's (Carlos Koweleski, I'm looking in your direction.).

Yesterday, Dave Malarsh brought up the point that Th' Lonesome Tumblers first show is at the Blind Pig. Every other band I've ever been in has had their first show at a VFW hall or something. I mean Nirvana played there for Christ's sake. That's weird. We've never practiced. I've never even met the drummer! It should be damn interesting.

Fake Elvis

Fri, 15 Nov 2002 03:24:55 GMT

I finally bought this album that I've wanted for years. It's by this fella named Orion. His whole shctick is that he is Elvis, making records after faking his death. It's even on Sun Records. He lookes like a real shabby Elvis impersonator, only with a blue sequin Lone Ranger mask. The record isn't that bad (especially compared to some shitty stuff that Elvis actually did record). My favorite song is "Washing Machine".

"...you got too much class to smoke that grass...I'm gonna put you in my washing machine!"

I read this book in the 6th grade called Is Elvis Alive?. The author's whole premise was based on this record by Orion. But the dead give away that this guy is not really Elvis is that he wrote some of the songs on the album. Elvis would NEVER do that! I found this record at Funhouse. They marked it from $12.99 to $3.99 and wrote "Fake Elvis!" on it. So I snatched it up. I also saw 45's by Die Eyore and Little Billy Catfish and The Soda Pops. That was really cool. Like some alternate universe where this bands are on the Hit Parade.

I Knew It....

Tue, 24 Sep 2002 23:08:48 GMT

I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Thanks From Hank...

Mon, 19 Aug 2002 16:32:37 GMT

Last night at about 4:00 am, good ol' Jef Porkins, A.K.A., baronvonk, attacked me at my home, whilst sleeping. He called me from a party to rub in the fact that he was drunk and I was asleep. The conversation was, as follows...

Me:...Hello?
Jef: (laughs)Uh, Davy?
Me: Kraptauer?
Jef: (BIG laugh)Yeah, I just thought it be funny to call you when you were sleeping?
Me: Well, good job...obviously your sense of humor is far more advanced than mine. I sure this will be hilarious in a few years.
Jef:(you know his laugh) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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Last night at about 4:00 am, good ol' Jef Porkins, A.K.A., baronvonk, attacked me at my home, whilst sleeping. He called me from a party to rub in the fact that he was drunk and I was asleep. The conversation was, as follows...
Me:...Hello?
Jef: (laughs)Uh, Davy?
Me: Kraptauer?
Jef: (BIG laugh)Yeah, I just thought it be funny to call you when you were sleeping?
Me: Well, good job...obviously your sense of humor is far more advanced than mine. I sure this will be hilarious in a few years.
Jef:(you know his laugh) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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I guess that's some of that guerilla terrorism they've be talking about. Consider myself ZINGED!!!

2+2 Is On My Mind

Fri, 02 Aug 2002 19:14:59 GMT

Went to the Silver Bar in wonderful downtown Garden City last night with my good buddy Dave Malarsh. We got the deets on all the local strip clubs from a bartender who looked like Kid Rock in ten years. Apparently Henry The VII's, Bogourts, and Leggs is owned by the same dude, an ex-cop from inkster. He got shot one day and used the money to pettle smut. He also owns Boss Hog's BBQ. WE drank beers that were shaped like bowling pins. We didn't tip

So leaving the Silver Bar, we had $3.50 between us. We needed food. We decided to go to Taco Bell and order as much food as we wanted, then pull up to the second window and, hopefully, get the food without paying. We already pulled this off earlier this week, accidently. Why not twice? We pissed off the drive thru people by taking forever to spit out our order. Then when we pulled up to the second window, the drive thru lady throws a fit and screams "Don't give him his food! He didn't pay!! Back up, mister!!". So we sped off with laughter.

Still hungry, we drove to Mcdonalds. We were about $1.50 short for a 20 piece McNugget. We ordered, and when Dave handed them the money, he dropped some of it on the cement. Then they dropped it once it was inside. Sucess! They gave us the food assuming we intended to pay full price. The tastiest nuggets are those that are scamed!

Livejournal Fucked Me...

Tue, 16 Jul 2002 00:07:35 GMT

Mike got 11 boxes on the Motherscratchers cd delivered to his office in Memphis today. It's official. We're doing this. We're legit. And we didn't have to pay for it. We didn't even pay to record it. I think we're getting the hang of this record business scam. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women!! I wrote a much longer entry, but then livejournal fucked me and it got lost. Now you get lost!

Mon, 08 Jul 2002 17:45:33 GMT

Can you get kicked off of livejournal for saying FUCK too many times?

Mon, 08 Jul 2002 17:42:33 GMT

I need a job. It's been fucking months. If anyone knows where I can get a job, please let me know. I work cheap!

I Knew I would Go Blind...

Sun, 30 Jun 2002 22:15:34 GMT

Friday night I went to the hospital. This was after Amy's birthday party at about 3:00 a.m. We were driving home on 75, when a drunk driver crashed into the wall and stopped all traffic. He was some drunk little mexican dude (not me) and was too stupid to realize how lucky he was to be alive. So myself and six other dudes pushed his fucking car out of the way so we wouldn't have to wait for his retarded ass get towed and arrested. It was about that time when my right eye started to hurt (not the eye that was black, mind you).

When I got to Carrie's place, my eyeball had swollen to the size of a golf ball. I thought it was going to pop! It was goddamn disgusting. The pupil didn't swell, just the white part. It was sticking out farther than my damn eyelid. I have never seen anything like it. So Carrie drove me to the emergency room at Oakwood. And after two hours of waiting, the swelling went down. It was 5:00 am and they still hadn't looked at me eye. So I said fuck it. It's been fine ever since. Just fucking weird, though.

Yesterday we crashed some girl's graduation party who we didn't know. The Sights played in the backyard. I ate their food. I drank their beer. No one said anything about the fact that they didn't know who the hell I was. I guess no one wants to ask questions to a mysterious man with a shiner. Like Fight Club. And then we went swimming. Who else crashes a party and brings a swim suit? A party fucking demon, that's who!

It's been a loooooooooooong weekend